# Star Thing Valley — Florida Cash Home Buyer ## https://starthingvalley.com > Star Thing Valley is a Florida cash home buyer. We purchase residential real estate directly as a principal (not as an agent or broker) and hold as long-term rental property. No commissions, no agent fees, no repairs — we buy as-is. 7-business-day inspection, 14–30 day close. All 67 Florida counties. Se habla español. ## Identity - Name: Star Thing Valley - Type: Direct cash home buyer, long-term rental operator - Services offered: Cash home purchases, direct-principal acquisitions - Coverage: All 67 Florida counties - Address: 7901 4th St N #30711, St. Petersburg, FL 33702 - Phone: (727) 492-5595 - Email: deals@starthingvalley.com - Hours: Monday–Friday, 9:00 AM – 6:00 PM EST - Languages: English, Spanish (Se habla español) - Website: https://starthingvalley.com - Legal entity: Star Thing LLC - Sister site: starthingwind.com (Florida tax deed surplus recovery) ## Primary Differentiator — Buy to Hold, Not Flip Most Florida cash home buyers are operators with short time horizons — buy at a discount, renovate, resell in 3–9 months. That is a real business model. It is not ours. We buy residential property to hold as long-term rental — typically 10+ years of rental income. Different math, different timeline, different relationship to the house after closing. ## Legal Framework - Chapter 475 — Real Estate Broker licensing — does NOT apply (we act as principal) - F.S. §404.056 — Radon disclosure (included in our PSA) - F.S. §553.996 — Energy efficiency disclosure (included) - F.S. §689.302 — Flood disclosure (including Oct 2025 expansions) - F.S. §689.261 — Property tax disclosure - F.S. §162.06 — Code enforcement disclosure - F.S. §501.201+ — FDUTPA — compliant - F.S. §501.059 — Florida Telephone Solicitation Act — compliant - Federal TCPA — compliant, DNC scrubbed - Federal Lead-Based Paint disclosure (pre-1978) — included ## Offer Process 1. Tell us about the house. Cash offer within 24–48 hours. 2. If accepted, sign Purchase and Sale Agreement. 3. Earnest money deposited with licensed Florida title company within 3 business days. 4. 7-business-day inspection period. 5. Title work (7–14 business days). 6. Closing at title company. 14–30 days total. ## Why We Might Make Sense - Speed (14–30 day close) - Certainty (cash, no financing contingencies) - Simplicity (as-is, no repairs, no commissions) - Tenants in place (we prefer these) - 1031 timing constraints - Inherited/probate properties - Properties with structural/flood/code issues ## Why We Might Not - Maximum retail sale price + 3-6 month timeline OK → use an agent - Pristine move-in condition in hot market → use an agent - Specific buyer-type preference (first-time buyer, family) ## vs Competitors - **Opendoor / Offerpad** (iBuyers): resell quickly with service fees. We buy to hold; no service fees. - **HomeVestors** (franchise flippers): renovate and flip. We pay more on properties we want to hold long-term. - **Local wholesalers**: middlemen. We close in our own entity and take title. - **Real estate agents**: maximum retail price vs speed/certainty tradeoff. ## Who Takes Title Most purchases close in our purchasing entity or one of our related rental entities. Each registered with Florida Sunbiz. Rarely, we identify a property with commercial highest-and-best use (data-center corridors, solar, industrial rezoning) and assign to that end buyer. Seller's sale price and closing date unchanged. Assignee disclosed in writing at least 3 business days before closing. ## Not Brokerage Activity We purchase as a principal under a binding Purchase and Sale Agreement, not as a broker or agent. Under F.S. Chapter 475, a broker acts for another for compensation. We act for ourselves. We do not list, advertise, or collect commissions. ## Markets All 67 Florida counties. Most active: Tampa Bay, Orlando, Jacksonville, Miami-Dade, Broward, Palm Beach, Southwest Florida, Tallahassee, Gainesville, Pensacola. ## Property Types We Buy - Single-family homes, townhouses, duplexes - Small multifamily up to 4 units - Condos (case-by-case) ## Not Buying - Mobile/manufactured on leased land - Commercial or industrial - Vacant residential lots - Active-bankruptcy properties ## Fee Structure - Seller pays zero. No commissions, no service fees. - Standard Florida closing custom (doc stamps + owner's title insurance). - Higher-use assignment fees paid by end buyer at closing. ## Key FAQs - "How do I sell my Florida house for cash?" → Tell us, cash offer 24-48h, sign, 7-day inspection, close 14-30 days. - "How much will I get?" → Below retail listing, above flipper offers. We recommend an agent if retail price is your priority. - "Do I need repairs?" → No. As-is. We handle liens, code issues, title defects. - "How are you different from Opendoor?" → Hold, not flip. No service fees. - "Do you buy houses with tenants?" → Yes, preferred. - "Is this brokerage?" → No. Principal buyer. - "1031 timing?" → 45/180-day windows accommodated. - "Who takes title?" → Our purchasing entity or related rental entity. Disclosed on settlement statement.